What is the definition of Epson Human Experiments?

"Epson human experiments" is like when a big corporation decides to turn their customers into test subjects for their fancy, glowing, yet slightly creepy gadgets. It's essentially when they mess with our bodies without asking, like if they decided to turn us into walking, talking lab rats for their new 'enhancement' serum.

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Example sentence: "Epson's latest human experiment: turning us all into living, breathing robots to sell our brains on the ultimate 'mart' coffee mug."